Me and Martin got the application for the X Factor auditions. 4 bloody pages. Martin filled it out. Attached a few shots of us in action. Sent it off.
Met Malcolm Powder to thank him for setting me up like a Mr Kipper with Nicola. She had sent me a few emails. And tried to IM me (whatever the balls that is). I ignored her. I thought that was the adult thing to do. Malcolm told me that Nicola was the inspiration for PAC MAN. Or Mrs PAC MAN. And I believe him.
Malc had to cancel a gig up near Carnforth so he put me forward. The venue hadn't heard of me and Martin before so we got the job. Things are turning in my favour. Martin needs to work or he gets cranky.
Mother fell down some stairs in her bungalow. She's fine but I think it was that boyfriend of her. I didn't like him and his dialysis machine. Piss taker.
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What is this? I like it, but I'm confused. Are you the Kriss Akabusi guy?
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