Still working at Summers. Regular as cock work. Cock in and cock out at 5pm. We've done all the jokes. I bought some lube for my hand. And the handling of Martin has become a lot smoother. And I think that ungrateful bastard Chuzzleclit appreciates it too.
Did an open mike (me!) at an army pub outside Barrow during the week. A gong show. That was the name of the girl on before me. A ping pong artiste. Tough act to follow. And the squaddies were laying her out on the pool table when I came on. Anyway we didn't get booed off. They were all too busy doing a "Jodie Foster". She was great in Bugsy Malone.
Malcolm Powder (who is still doing his community service!) told me about an internet dating site. He met some brass from Heysham who had one eye and one leg. But she had a car and could accommodate. Malcolm had spent a weekend with her. Apparently she was great at taking roundabouts. I might have a look.
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