Well I met a lady off of that website that Malcolm mentioned. We emailed for a few days. She is into Lego ("everything fits together just right"), walking on the beach ("plenty of condoms down there") and ventriloquists ("Ker fucking ching"). 23 years old! Blonde!
She couldn't send me a picture. Her computer was out of action she said in an email. I sent her a few publicity shots of me and Martin (from the mid 80's mind) and thought about sending her a photo of my blue veiny but Martin couldn't hold the camera phone. One step at a time.
We're meeting on Valentines Night. For a slap up meal. At the Harvester up near the flyover. Unlimited salad bar! She'll be creaming in her drawers. I love the salad bar. And Martin loves their lemon pepper chicken.
Thanks Malcolm!
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