Mother is here. Wheeled here down to The Dome and the Erotic Fair. She bought two Love Swings. We watched the Joyce Warrington Players put on a stage show. It was filthy. I loved it. Martin missed out.
Liquidised 2 pork chops for mother for tea. She'll still block the toilet tomorrow.
Martin doesnt like it when mother is here. He gets jealous.
Bought George Best's autobiography - Liver and Let Die. I hope it's not as long as his "final few days".
Big gig in Lancaster tonight at one of those gastro pubs. La Di Dah!
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The Lancastrian definition of a gastro pub means pea soup and a pie. Watch out for those students though. They really know how to throw chairs...
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