Malcolm Powder got 292 hours community service. Not bad. He'll work in a old people's home. With his temper he'll fit in nicely. Means more work for me and Martin.
I got another letter from Countdown saying "Fuck off..just to make sure". Lairy bastards.
Brought Martin Chuzzleclit to the taxidermist on the seafront. Patched up his eye. And for a special treat made his bulge down below bigger. It's all about getting bums on seats.
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