malcolm got arrested for the car. I said nothing as did Martin Chuzzleclit. Serves him right. I'll visit him in Lancaster prison. Bring him a cake with one tit on it.
British Legion in Pendle. Tough crowd. They took a stab at Bernard Manning here once. He wasn't racist enough.
Someone shouted at Martin and questioned his ethnicity. After they threw a pound of steak from the meat trolley at me i confessed he was made in China.
Two broken ribs. Chuzzleclit lost an eye.
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